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This disease is not to be mistaken for over-using edit summaries.

The edit summary; a daunting but rewarding task.
Editsummarisis or Editisis is a serious viral disease in which a user writes an unclear edit summary (Strain A) or, even worse, leaves it blank (Strain B).
Sometimes, Editsummarisis is mistaken for "vandalism" in confusing edits, as people will be questioning the editor's motives. It is found that 25% of the sufferers of editcountitis are affected by the Editsummarisis virus.[citation needed] Unfortunately, it is contagious as an adopter could easily be infected by their adoptee.

The editsummarisis virus under an
electron microscope
- Hurrying to get edits, a user leaves an edit summary blank. (B)
- Forgetting or not caring. (B)
- In a hurry, but less serious. A user writes a puzzling edit summary. (A)
- Purposely (without any possible reason) leaves an edit summary blank. (B)
- Leaving riddles to other users in edit summaries. Do you think you are Ben Gates? (A)
- Copying the "You have not provided an edit summary" message as a mini-protest to the WMF for requiring edit summaries. (A)
- Writing a typo-heavy edit summary in protest. (A)
- Writing a vague edit summary such as "Expanding". (A)
*Bolded the serious ones.

Imagine the
edit summary as a wall. You don't want to hit it, don't you?
This treatment was found recently. The user must have a healthy EPD level. This maintains blood pressure and coolness. Next, the user must practice filling up LONG edit summaries. Finally, the user must abandon their long-held dream to become an admin.
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- Adminitis
- Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball
- Akin's Laws of Article Writing
- Alternatives to edit warring
- ANI flu
- Anti-Wikipedian
- Anti-Wikipedianism
- Articlecountitis
- Asshole John rule
- Assume bad faith
- Assume faith
- Assume good wraith
- Assume stupidity
- Assume that everyone's assuming good faith, assuming that you are assuming good faith
- Avoid using the preview button
- Avoid using wikilinks
- Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Barnstaritis
- Before they were notable
- Be the fun police
- BOLD, revert, revert, revert cycle
- Boston Tea Party
- Butterfly effect
- CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
- Case against LLM-generated articles
- Complete bollocks
- Counting forks
- Counting juntas
- Crap
- Delete the main page
- Diffusing conflict
- Don't stuff beans up your nose
- Don't-give-a-fuckism
- Don't abbreviate "Wikipedia" as "Wiki"!
- Don't delete the main page
- Editcountitis
- Edits Per Day
- Editsummarisis
- Editing under the influence
- Embrace Stop Signs
- Emerson
- Fart
- Five Fs of Wikipedia
- Seven Ages of Editor, by Will E. Spear-Shake
- Go ahead, vandalize
- How many Wikipedians does it take to change a lightbulb?
- How to get away with UPE
- How to put up a straight pole by pushing it at an angle
- How to vandalize correctly
- How to win a citation war
- If you have a pulse
- Ignore all essays
- Ignore all user warnings
- Ignore every single rule
- Is that even an essay?
- Keep beating the horse
- List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
- Mess with the templates
- My local pond
- Newcomers are delicious, so go ahead and bite them
- Legal vandalism
- List of jokes about Wikipedia
- LTTAUTMAOK
- No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man
- No episcopal threats
- No one cares about your garage band
- No one really cares
- No, really
- No self attacks
- Notability is not eternal
- Oops Defense
- Play the game
- Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you
- Please bite the newbies
- Please do not murder the newcomers
- Pledge of Tranquility
- Project S.C.R.A.M.
- R-e-s-p-e-c-t
- Requests for medication
- Requirements for adminship
- Rouge admin
- Rouge editor
- Sarcasm is really helpful
- Sausages for tasting
- Spaling Muich?
- Template madness
- The Night Before Wikimas
- The first rule of Wikipedia
- The Five Pillars of Untruth
- Things that should not be surprising
- The WikiBible
- Watchlistitis
- We are deletionist!
- Why is BFDI on Wikipedia?
- Why you shouldn't write articles with ChatGPT, according to ChatGPT
- Wikipedia is an MMORPG
- WTF? OMG! TMD TLA. ARG!
- Yes, falsely
- Yes legal threats
- Yes personal attacks
- You don't have to be mad to work here, but
- You should not write meaningless lists
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